Philosophy

Monday, July 13, 2015

Dave Letterman comes out of retirement to Lampoon The Donald


The list, edited for length and clarity:
No. 10: That thing on his head was the gopher in “Caddyshack.”
No. 9: During sex, Donald Trump calls out his own name.
No. 8: Donald Trump looks like the guy on the lifeboat with the women and children.
No. 7: He wants to build a wall. How about building a wall around that thing on his head?
No. 6: Trump walked away from a moderately successful television show for some delusional bulls— … oh wait, that’s me.
No. 5: Donald Trump weighs 240 pounds — 250 with cologne.
No. 4: Trump would like all Americans to know that that thing on his head is free-range.
Letterman declared No. 3 “a tie.”
No. 3: If president, instead of pardoning a turkey on Thanksgiving, plans to evict a family on Thanksgiving./That’s not a hairdo, it’s a wind advisory. 
No. 2: Donald Trump has pissed off so many Mexicans, he’s starring in a new movie entitled “No Amigos.” 
No. 1: Thanks to Donald Trump, the Republican mascot is also an ass.
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From left to right: David Letterman, Steve Martin and Martin Short in San Antonio.


Dave and the Donald have tussled before. In 2011, Letterman said Trump’s criticism of President Obama might have been race-based.


Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/07/13/david-letterman-escapes-retirement-to-trash-donald-trump/

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